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Dear Former Pupils,

You are hereby summoned to Malmesbury Town Hall for a Skool Disco of the highest (and slightly questionable) standards… all in aid of Malmesbury’s Mayor’s Charities:
HEALS of Malmesbury and Malmesbury & District Foodbank.

Proceed first to the Assembly Hall, where lessons will begin with a very serious (but mercifully brief) address from the Mayor.

You will then be released (under supervision) to the Wesleyan Hall for:

🪩 A proper Skool Disco 
🍬 A tuck shop (yes, sweets ARE allowed)
🍹 A bar (illegal gin may be confiscated… or encouraged)
🕺 House names, nostalgic tunes, and questionable dance moves

Rules strictly enforced:

❌ No running
❌ No talking at the back
❌ No pretending you didn’t love school discos really

Dress code: Scuffed shoes, half tied ties, spots and pigtails